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A nu se înţelege greşit, nu e nicio aluzie către nimeni, am luat pur şi simplu toate sinonimele din limba engleză ale cuvântului-subiect şi am încercat să le pun într-o poezie! Sunt puse şi în ordine alfabetică!

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1. She’s a baggage, she likes dick And I’m sure I’m not cynic 2. I like to fuck, I’m a bat Believe when I tell you that 3. I’m a bimbo for a dime I don’t think that it’s a crime 4. I don’t mind that I’m a bitch I know how to work your... switch 5. I enjoy it, I’m a blister Good thing I ain’t got a sister 6. They all know me, I’m a broad In my town, also abroad 7. I’m a chippy, spread my legs Let you hit me with your eggs 8. They say I’m a coffee grinder Please be gently, please be kinder 9. I like being courtesan And making sex in the sun 10. Some criticize I’m a doxy But men love me being foxy 11. They accuse me being drab ’Cos all their husbands I grab 12. They call me names, such as floozie Because I enjoy like hell jacuzzi 13. In slang I’m called fourty four But they all scream: „I want more!” 14. I love being a frame dame All the men react the same 15. I’m called also gooh! I guess I relieve them from their stress 16. In some counties I’m named gull I empty men when they’re full 17. When I’m hungry, as a hack I am eating all the snack 18. Me... harlot! When you explode I am eating all your load 19. Hooker being on the streets I’m serving men on their seats 20. As a hustler, you dive in You delight with my muffin 21. I’m an expert, I’m a moll You have money-I’ll take them all

22. I can bend, ’cos I’m a moose I’ll sure drink all of your juice 23. Officially... prostitute When you say that... you’re so cute 24. Some are quiffs, I’m not like that I’m kind, cute, skinny, not fat 25. Razzle dazzle, that’s the truth I don’t take care of my youth 26. I’m kind ’cos I’m a riff-raff I’ll jerk you on my behalf 27. Scarlet woman, yes, I know I like to finnish you slow 28. Such a scupper, yes, indeed But I’m making one good deed 29. But for me, being a skank Means love fucking in a tank 30. Since they all call me a slut Don’t mind doin’ it in a hut 31. For your wife I am a sow What you like... only I know 32. I’m swallowing, I’m a squaw Even if it hurts my jaw 33. To respect my name as stew I don’t mind that it’s like glue 34. I don’t mind that I’m a strumpet I like blowing in your... trumpet 35. You’ll come to me, I’m a tart I’ll make you cum, ’cos I’m smart 36. I’m a tit, they called me so I fuck, I swallow, I blow 37. I can do it, I’m a tramp There’s no need to light the lamp 38. My manners are trollopish I fulfil every fetish 39. I’m from the streets, I’m a trull Don’t look at me like you’re dull 40. I’m gentle, I’m a wagtail I won’t scratch you with my nail 41. I am easy, I’m a wench I can do it on the bench 42. I am proud, I am a whore I shut up, I say no more!

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