Miss B.

Miss B.

1. Since you were a little girl

You were an unfinished pearl

A few guys they tried their luck

They wanted for you to... fuck

2. But you were... hmm... underage

Would've send them in a cage

Time just passed... you turned eighteen

All the guys balls were so green

3. All you do now... spread your legs

Putting there two or... four eggs

And I don't understand why

They don't cum right in your eye

4. 'Cos you know... all mighty sperm

Has vitamins, not one germ

Your body, it's very nice

Looks like you eat only rice

5. I've seen you haven't been blessed

With titties, hooters or breast

Now don't try to be a hero

Let's just face it... almost zero

6. One thing that's a little quirky

You're so smart just like a turkey

Your lips are just like a duck

That's because you like to suck

7. You're upset? Think I'm a foe?

Come here please for just one blow

All I said above... is fake

You're a fucking chocolate cake!

Copyright © 26.06.2019 by Yo-nutz.

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Amorezii

Amorezii

1. Cu ochii înlăcrimaţi

Stă cu capul pe pervaz

Ochelarii-s cam uzaţi

Şi oftează de necaz

2. Se tot uită pe fereastră

Şi cam trist el se gândeşte

C-a lui dragoste măiastră

Dintre braţe îi lipseşte

3. Şi în zări îndepărtate

Gândul tulbure îi zboară

N-are nicio noutate

Ziua se transformă-n seară

4. Căci aşteaptă înfocat

Să se întoarcă iubirea

Gâtul îi este uscat

Îl zdrobeşte despărţirea

5. Însă... la un moment dat

Doamne, secundă divină

Soneria a sunat

Şi durerea îi alină

6. Aleargă ca un nebun

Uşa el ca să deschidă

Inima... nu vă mai spun

E ca tauru-n coridă

7. Aşteptarea s-a sfârşit

Cu drag ei se ţin de mână

„Iubire, tu ai slăbit!”

„Nu mănânc de-o săptămână!”

8. Emoţia revederii

Pe amândoi îi doboară

Se îmbrăţişează-n serii

Inima le e uşoară

9. De nimic nu le mai pasă

Vor duce o viaţă bună

Vor să cumpere şi-o casă

Vor plăti rată pe lună

10. Viaţa merge înainte

Cei doi acum s-au calmat

Iubirea n-are cuvinte

De la băiat la... băiat!

Copyright © 28.12.2018 by Yo-nutz.

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