Stagiu Suedez

Am ajuns să fac poezii şi în engleză, de data asta la cerere, pentru cei trei invitaţi din Suedia care ne-au vizitat în aprilie la stagiu. Bine... am făcut-o tocmai pentru că erau suedezi ca şi preferaţii mei, Roxette, că dacă erau din altă ţară probabil că nu făceam.

Stagiu Suedez

1. Well, good evening to us all Hold me, I don’t wanna fall Welcome to our special guests What the fuck? You touched my breasts! 2. There’s some juice! Do you lactate? Please don’t tell me! I’m afraid! I will ask you: „Don’t be rude! Otherwise your mouth’ll be glued!” 3. Praise our God, I mean Sensei Damn! You’re drunk, please stay away! He invited from the north Only 3, next year the fourth 4. Sweden is the country’s name They are human, they’re the same They came here to teach techinques I bet they think we both are freaks 5. All of them have... hmmm black belts Thank God they’re not dressed like celts Though a kilt would have been fine Please don’t be mad, drink the wine 6. One of 6 and two of 2 Honey-bunny I love you Come on man, you ruin things And they’ll cut your head... they’re kings 7. They have to know about us We have brain, we can discuss All they want, but God forbids In the end we’re just like kids 8. We are just 2 creepy guys Always Sensei gives advise „Both of you please change in good” What? Can’t hear, didn’t understood

9. Hey you, please don’t be an ass Show respect, let’s show some class I’m a woos and I won’t change I know they all think I’m strange 10. It’s up to you to be good host I know you can be... almost Me I want them to feel nice Kinda like in Paradise 11. But you are a fuckin’ bastard I’ll compel you to eat mustard Just to shut your filthy mouth Hey, watch out, I’ll send you south 12. Let’s don’t argue anymore You upset me, you’re a whore I want them to leave our city Happy or it will be pity 13. They are tired from tatami Cos’ they throwed you like tsunami Now they have to eat in peace Pork or beef, chicken with grease 14. Let them party, laugh and watch Fill their glasses with some scotch The indulged us‚ ’cos we’re fools And never follow the rules 15. Hope they’ll leave here with a smile They won’t send us to exile Please forgive us for this thing That’s how much we think... in spring 16. Aikido Club from here Besides giving you some beer As you’re sitting on your chair Kära vänner vi älskar er! (Dear friends, we love you!)

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